
SOMEONE NEEDS A TIC TAC!
GOOOOD MORNING FOLKS! … OK YEA ITS 1:10 PM BUT I JUST WOKE UP SOOO SUE ME! MOST PEOPLE WAKE UP FEELING REFRESHED, ENERGIZED, AND READY FOR THE DAY!!!!!! NOT ME! LETS SEE, MY BACK IS KILLING ME,BECAUSE MY BED IS HIGHLY UN BALANCED! NO REALLY, 4 REAL, ONE SIDE IS RETARDILY(IS THAT A WORD??) HIGHER THAN THE OTHER! (i BLAME HUBBY).. SO EVERYNIGHT FOR THE PAST UMMM 6MONTHS IVE BEEN A LIFE SIZE MARBLE!!! ROLLING FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER.. UGH.. N E WHO I HAD A DREAM ABOUT FOOD SO MY STOMACH IS TALKING TO ME!!, I DIDNT SHOWER LAST NIGHT SOO *COUGH**COUGH* I STRONGLY NEED A BATH! AND ON TOP OF THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GOING TO RAIN TODAY BUT I WANNA PLAY TENNIS:( THIS SUCKS MONKEY NUTS… OK THIS IS KINDA OFF THE SUBJECT (WAIT, I DONT HAVE A SUBJECT.. >>PROCEED<<) SO CAN DOGGIES HAVE NIGHTMARES?? BECAUSE MY “NEYO” (THATS THE NAME OF MY HAMPSTER/SHITZU) OK SO SOMETIMES MY DOGGIE BARKS FOR NOT APPARENT REASON WHEN HE SLEEPS, OR HE WHIMPERS…. DO YOU THINK NEYO MIGHT HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT GETTING THAT GIRLIE DOGS “COON”?? (AS IN UMM HER STUFF, HER GIRLY “PETER”??) BECAUSE HUBBY AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT OUR PRECIOUS NEYO HAS NOT BEEN NEUTERED!! (DA DA DA DOOOOOM) SO JUST MAYBE HE IS IN HEAT!(OR IS THAT JUST FEMALE DOGGIES??) JUST FREAKIN GREAT,… SO I THINK ITS TIME TO GET THE LITTLE HAIR BALL SNIPPED!!….. I USE TO THINK MY DOGGIE WAS A TAD SLOW(OK I STILL DO) BUT NOW I REALIZE WHAT IT IS… ………………. ??????? … I GOT IT!! IM A GENIUS! I THINK IM GOING TO RUN FOR MAYOR.. PICTURE IT “MAYOR KEANDRA FOR OFFICE”… HMMMM. *BUBBLE POPS … THOUGHT QUICKLY DISAPPEARS*.. OK WELL NEYO IS GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE.. OR HE REALLY IS HUNGRY AS HAS TO PEE, SOOOO LATER FOLKS, AND UNTIL NEXT TIME!!
PEACE, LOVE, AND YELLLLLLLOW…..
You are truly a sped. I see you have gotten beside yourself. I told you we could have played tennis, but you never called. Sucks donkey dik for you! Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you bout what happened…we went on a picnic while he was at work. We ate wings and fries as usual. Hold on…I did not tell we ate gator yesterday and my child argued me up and down it was chicken. Anyway, I read one book and she had to pee…She was like, “mommy,” i think we should go home now and I was like, “why?” Oh shoot my phone ringing lemme talk to ya l8r. Luv ya Smooches
Hi,
My name is Lidia Rojas and I do digital marketing for Pete Correale.
Pete Correale has a new one hour special on Comedy Central called, “The Things We Do For Love,” airing May 30th at 11pm. I was reading your site and think it is the perfect place to reach Pete Correale fans. Especially the blog about 5 Love Languages!
If you are interested in helping me promote Pete, I have a few videos / banners you could post on your site.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Have a great evening,
Lidia
e-Comic Branding
lidia@ecomicbranding.com
Hi, in response to your comment, yes I would not mind helping you out.